And I don't mean in a medical sense, (that's debateable)for me to stay at Kogarah.
I do need help. I'll do my bit to slow you down, if you forget, or don't realise its school zone time, for the kiddies safety(not because you will get caught by the speed camera.)
A lot of people think that "school zone santa" is some sort of business,and I'm trying to sell something.
I'm not. It's one bloke who wants to help.
Santa is an ordinary family man spending his time and hard earned money after hours at the moment to try and bring flashing lights to variable speed zones. but to stay here (till the next election if necessary)
I need help
Is there someone out there that could sponser me?
I'll wear your brand sunnies
I'll wear your brand undies
Santa must need a pretty healthy breakfast cereal.( crunchy nut perhaps?)
I'll wear your brand of deodorant(It gets pretty hot in a santa suit.)
I'll even wear a sports bra, like Venus Williams does, (don't tell Mrs santa)if it means that I can stay here"sticking it up the RTA" till we get "flashing lights" at Kogarah
How are your figures now Mr RTA ?
I know by my web stats, that do you come on my site.
Email me your figures from this time last year and of the last few days and I'LL PUT THEM ON THE SITE.
PUT FLASHING LIGHTS ALL ALL VARIABLE SPEED ZONES!!!!!
This entry was posted on 02 Feb 2005 at 12:41 by hstephens and is filed under All.